Why is it that women are always expected to multitask? Because we have to. Things would just never get done otherwise. Yesterday I managed to mop the kitchen floor, start a new load of laundry and fold a load of laundry all while playing with Baby Marshmallow. This has taken years of practice to master though. Practice born out of necessity. Example:
Baby M and I arrived back from dropping Livylu off at school yesterday. He was screaming blue murder because it was milk o'clock and I was doing the wee wee dance. My pelvic floor muscles are still on maternity leave and although tempted to invest in adult diapers, I am not quite that desperate yet. Yesterday though I WAS desperate to use the toilet. So, in that position what is a mother to do? It's simple. While unstrapping the child from the stroller, you simultaneously get a boob out, latch him on and race to the bathroom. Everyone is happy. Yes I could leave the baby to cry for a minute or just wet myself but why?
Perhaps I should multitask now and do some kegels......
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